PACIFIC
RIM Review
By
Darin Skaggs
Guillermo
Del Toro has made some of the most creative, smartest and entertaining films of
recent years. His debut film, Cronos was a vampire film without ever
saying it. He also made Pan’s Labyrinth which is a darker
version of Alice in Wonderland. With all
that genius he brought to the film world I thought he could do no wrong. Turns out I was wrong. Pacific
Rim, one of the most anticipated films of the year is also one of the
dumbest.
The film opens with a rundown of what is
going on with earth, complete with a scruffy “cool guy” narration. Well, a portal to another dimension has
opened up and Godzilla like creatures, called Kaiju, crawl out and start destroying
our planet. And because we’re human we build
giant robots, called Jeagers to fight them.
The catch is that no one person can handle piloting these Jeagers by themselves;
this is a two person job. The catch to
this is the two people have to have some sort of connection. The main character Raleigh Becket is partners
with his twin in the beginning of the film.
Another team is a father and son.
This is confusing and a downright ridiculous premise. Why don’t they build a Jeager that can hold
one person? How come unrelated people
can pilot it later in the film?
Oh
well, the rest of the film is pretty much Becket returning to the Jeager
program five years after his brother’s death. Then him and someone he just meet, Mako who is
played by Rinko Kikuchi pilot a Jeager accompanied by two other Jeagers and
they fight the Kaiju. This film is familiar
with movie character clichés. It includes
the hunky male lead, the tough boss who does not get along with our lead but eventually
earns his respect and vice versa, the damsel who is not in distress yet still
needs help sometimes and the comic relief side characters who are unsuccessfully
mirroring a C3PO/R2D2 or Dr. Honeydew/Beaker (of Muppet fame) like team. Some of the choices the characters make are
roll your eyes worthy. At one point the
Kiaju have defeated a Jeager, even though the men inside are still alive. They, for some odd reason, decide to crawl
out with their flare guns in hand and shoot the ten plus story monster in the
eye. What was next in that plan? I have no idea and neither will you.
The
movie with all its flaws has some positives.
The fight scenes are pretty cool but maybe if there was a little more
character or story it would justify making a movie based around this
action. It is all special effects based
and the Kaiju look really cool.
The
film looks awesome but the performances and script are only subpar. Filled to the brim with cliché moments and
characters, I cannot get behind this film.
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